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Louis C K: Everything's Amazing, and Nobody's Happy
Submitted by SteveKier on January 26, 2012 - 3:12pm.
I saw a reference to this in a piece on James Fallows' blog, and really enjoyed it, so I'll share it with you all. Not political, and not even new; just amusing. Enjoy!