The Iowa caucuses were last night and finally gave us a result we can write into the books.  Turns out the Des Moines Register poll results (encapsulated here) were close, but missed a last-minute surge.

Using the more useful naming conventions I first saw here...

• "Says Anything" came out on top (by the skin of his teeth) at 25%, followed closely by
• "Man on Dog," also with 25%.
• "Newsletter" was a healthy third (21%) and
• "Three Wives" a more distant fourth (13%).